One of the most unfortunate parts about life is that we don't get to choose our family and most of the time family members are way worse than the people we'd actually choose. Crappy parents usually lead to crappy kids and then those crappy kids make more crappy kids which is why most people are morons. And these are the people that so many of us enjoy on our favorire reality shows each and every week.
#10 Family Feud Contestant Is Craving The Colonel's Secret Recipe - If people do start naming their kids after fast food joints we could have famous athlete named "Burger King Johnson" sometime in the next 20 years.
#9 The Truth About John Lennon Revealed On Family Feud - Maybe it's true... perhaps John Lennon really is Ray Finkel.
#8 Something Dogs Can Do Better Than People - Surprisngly, auto-fellatio was not the #1 answer.
#7 Name A Country That Starts With The Letter "A" - Anyone who says the American public school system is failing us is way off base.
#6 Richard Dawson Vs. The Tire Lady - And she is probably the only woman Richard didn't try to molest during his ten years hosting Family Feud.
#5 Europe Is Not A Country! - At this point Europe might as well declare that it's a country to end the worldwide confusion on this matter.
#4 The Luckiest Family Feud Husband Ever - Hey, at least he didn't use the world "moist."
#3 Family Feud Swingers Party - It's a good thing Richard Dawson wasn't hosting then because an instantaneous orgy probably would've occured.
#2 The Family Feud Penis Game - Ironically this isn't the first time this question was asked on Family Feud and got the exact same answer. Click here to see the orginal.
#1 Former Laker Brian Shaw And Family Feud Self-Gratification - It may not have been the most popular answer, but this was definitely the correct answer.