#10 Eva Mendes' Butt Is Trippin - If this isn't proof why Eva was once voted the sexiest woman alive by Esquire, I don't know what is.
#9 Dean McDermott Has A Problem - I would have to imagine that having sex with Tori Spelling on a consistent basis would give any man irritable bowel syndrome.
#8 Larry King Is Farting Live - Rumor has it that Larry always has a fan under his desk so he doesn't suffocate his guests with his "graveyard dirt" farts.
#7 Jesse James Is A Farting Outlaw - Perhaps Sandra Bullock lied about him cheating and this is the real reason why she filed for divorce.
#6 Audrina Patridge Lets One Fly On The Hills - And that my friends is what they call a Carl's Jr. teriaki burger fart.
#5 Lebron James Drops The Akron Butt Hammer On Anderson Varejao - For now, Lebron will have to settle for being the King of NBA farting.
#4 Erik Estrada Lets The Butt "Chips" Out - I was going to make a burrito joke here, but that seemed a bit inapprorpiate. Erik has enough problems these days.
#3 Leslie Neilsen Let's One Fly On A Morning Show - It's Leslie's finest moments since he was accused of sexual assualt with a concrete dildo.
#2 Mary Cary's Surreal Fart On The Surreal Life - Looks like all of those anal scenes have finally caught up with poor Mary.
#1 Tiger Woods Lets A Putter Leak Out - I think all of Tiger Woods' problems would be solved and his public image could be fixed overnight if he'd call a major press conference and fart into a microphone for 30 minutes straight.
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