Greatest Old School WWF Promos Of All Time

Professional wrestling just isn't the same anymore. There's no more disgusting animal people eating turnbuckles, there's no snakes or parrots and there's no more barbers who cut people's hair off after he beats them. Wrestlers these days actually look like humans and have human sounding names. It's sickening.
Jake The Snake Roberts Shower Interview - Because a shower just isn't a shower unless you share it with your snake.


The Bushwackers Get Bushy - The dynamic duo who proved inbreeding might not be such a bad thing after all.


Jesse The Body Ventura Talks About His Hair - Apparently the key to dating the hottest women in the world is putting red streaks in your hair.



Sgt. Slaughter And The "Ultimate Puke" - If the Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter can get along, there really is hope for peace in the Middle East.


Randy Macho Man Savage Is More Savage Than Usual - It is truly an amazing accomplishment when you are capable of giving yourself a brain aneurysm every time you speak.


Andre The Giant Loves Vanna White - It's too bad they never hooked up because Vanna White and Andre The Giant would've created the greatest race of humans the world has ever seen.


Rowdy Roddy Piper Gets Rowdy - Perhaps one the greatest quotes in American history ... "That's why I'm Roddy Piper and you're not."

Hulk Hogan Cries After Losing To Andre The Giant - Ladies and gentleman, I give you ... roid rage.


Booker T Calls Hulk Hogan A Bad Word - I'm pretty sure my whiteness will not allow me to make any sort of commentary in regards to this video.


The Ultimate Warrior Makes His Own Brain Explode - Only an Ultimate Warrior promo montage could possibly do him justice.