Things are really starting to look up these days for video game nerds and their chances of getting laid are better than ever. Thanks to inventions like the Nintendo Wii, more girls are gaming now than ever before and the best part is they like to use these video game devices to work out. Now it's only a matter of time before the Xbox 69 will be released with a minature sybian controller for women and a fleshlight controller for men. The first hit game will be "First Fantasy" and it will let gamers face off against their favorite adult movie stars. Sure it means the end of socializing in America as we know it, but most people suck, so does it really matter?
#10 Hot Bikini Blonde Plays Some Wii - It's true what they say, blondes while slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.
#9 Wii Fit Meets Naughty Lingerie - This my friends is what perfect booties were created for.
#8 Sexy Brunette Plays Wii With Pigtails - And the best part is you can use her hair handlebars as another controller!
#7 The Original Wii Fit Girl - And the cute girls with glasses fetish gets even worse... for me, that is.
#6 Busty Blonde Plays Wii Fit And Gives Us Weird & Amazing Facts - She may know a lot of useless facts, I bet she didn't know that at Hong Kong's Polytechnic University, students can major and get a degree in bra studies.
#5 The Perfect Wii Booty - Warning: this video might give you a pants Soda Popinksi.
#4 Smoking Hot Brunette Plays Wii Guitar Hero - Somewhere in the universe, Jimi Hendrix just gave Stevie Ray Vaughan a high five.
#3 Latin Goddess Plays Wii Hula Hoop In A Thong! - Hopefully she didn't get a "Wii Wedgie" because those things are hard to pull out.
#3 Playboy Cyber Girl Jo Garcia Gets Her Wii On - Mark my words, one day Playboy Cyber Girls will take over the world.
#2 Zoo Weekly's Emma Frain Gets Wii Fit - And suddenly I'm thirst for a tall glass of breast milk.
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