Thanksgiving week is all about cooking. People who never cook the other 364 days of the year are suddenly compelled to cook something and the results are often horrific. The worst part is when they ask you "how is it" only two seconds after you've take the first bite of their horrendous dish and you're forced to lie and say "it's good." It's a must-lie situation.
#10 Cooking With Cleavage - Cleavage is a lot smarter and more talented than people give it credit for.
#9 Cooking With Kelly - Kelly shows us how easy it is to cook key lime pie... if you're a hot blonde.
#8 Obama Girl Cooking Tips - And her cooking tips about as useful as Obama's new healthcare plan.
#7 Socal Glamour Girls Live Bikini Cooking Show - Apparently what they're cooking isn't a vitally important part of the show.
#6 Hot Italian Babe Makes Pancakes - As you can clearly see, making pancakes is way easier when you have massive chest bread sticks.
#5 Giada De Larentiis Is Jiggling All Over The Place - Who does the Food Network think they're kidding? This show belongs on late night Cinemax.
#4 Busty Brunette Makes A Salad - Not only does the aerial cam give you an in-depth look at the salad making process, it also gives us a great view of her delicious melons.
#3 Sexy Cooking With Anri Sugihara - Anri teaches us how to make a delicious ball of white mush.
#1 Lamb Skewers Made Sexy By Chef Tifa - And suddenly Rachel Ray couldn't seem less interesting.
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