1. Lindsay Lohan
Duh. Likeliest causes: drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse.
2. Justin Bieber
Likeliest cause: angry teenage mob.
3. Robert Pattinson
Likeliest cause: slightly older angry teenage mob.
4. Tila Tequila
Likeliest cause: all life choices.
5. Heidi Montag
Likeliest causes: implant explosion.
6. Nick Jonas
Likeliest cause: diabetes.
7. Kendra Wilkinson
Likeliest cause: STDs.
8. Britney Spears
Likeliest cause: sadness.
9. Levi Johnston
Likeliest cause: ATV accident.
10. Ke$ha
Likeliest cause: alcohol poisoning.
11. Ali Lohan
Likeliest cause: proximity to Lindsay Lohan.
12. Snooki
Likeliest cause: assault.
13. Frankie Muniz
Likeliest causes: race-car driving, child star curse.
14. Mischa Barton
Likeliest cause: drugs.
15. Taylor Momsen
Likeliest cause: drugs.
16. Kristin Cavalleri
Likeliest cause: drugs.
17. Jodie Sweetin
Likeliest causes: drugs (specifically meth), child star curse.
18. the cast of Glee
Likeliest causes: exhaustion, teen mobs
19. Jake Gyllenhaal
Likeliest cause: precipitous fall (of his career.)
20. Amy Winehouse
Likeliest cause: inevitability.
21. Lady Gaga
Likeliest cause: strangled by costume.
22. Mary Kate Olsen
Likeliest cause: strangled by clothes.
23. Jay Cutler
Likeliest cause: diabetes.
24. Anne Hathaway
Likeliest cause: nefarious boyfriend.
25. Noah Cyrus
Likeliest cause: family's life choices.
26. Kirsten Dunst
Likeliest causes: alcohol poisoning, child star curse.
27. Dakota Fanning
Likeliest cause: vampires.
28. Jonathan Lipnicki
Likeliest cause: child star curse.
29. Michael Cera
Likeliest cause: backlash whiplash.
30. Sienna Miller
Likeliest cause: vicious girl-on-girl hate.
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