Every year, the major news corporations of the world provide us with the best bloopers TV has to offer. Is it because of the extreme pressure of live TV or is it because you generally have to be a strange person to be a news anchor or reporter in the first place? I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with the effects of hairspray on the human psyche.
#10 We're Live On Channel 8 - Hell hath no fury like a woman at the airport scorned.
#9 Anchor Caught Giving The Finger - I think somebody stole somebody's pastrami sandwich from the break room refrigerator.
#8 Reporter Swallows A Bug - A lot of people don't know that the creature with the highest output of farts on this planet is actually the lowly termite. Apparently their digestive process and diet makes them fart all the time which means there are tons of farting termites surrounding you and your loved ones at any given moment. Now I'm not a doctor, but I believe this also means that the best way to improve your farting skills is to buy a bunch of firewood and eat it.
#7 Australian News Wii Curling Fail - Nintendo really should get it over with and bring out Wii sybian and fleshlight controllers.
#6 News Anchor Takes A Fall - As a wise man once said, "that's what butts are for."
#5 Reporter Witnesses Hand Washing Fail - Nothing good ever occurs in a trough and that's all I have to say about that.
#4 Anchor Caught With No Pants - I think all American workers should be able to take their pants off after work every day after lunch, but that's just me.
#3 Fox News Jism Slip - Because you know all Fox News employees only do it in the missionary position.
#2 Oops My Reporter Crapped Her Pants - Every time you wear white pants in public, you're taking a huge risk.
#1 News Anchor Drops The P-Bomb -
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