#10 Casey Reinhardt - Mark did what any rookie NFL quarterback would do and started small by dating the Laguna Hills reality TV "star." They're the perfect dating appetizer before you move onto "so-called" big time reality TV stars and graduate to actual celebrities.
#9 Ashley Dupre - She already ruined the career of one New York icon and now Ashley's working on her second. While there's no actual proof of any interaction between the two of them, it has been reported that Ashley has been running an all-out blitz after Sanchez since he joined the Jets saying, "there is something so sexy about a man and his game. Football appeals to the warrior in every guy. If his team wins, help your man enjoy the spoils of war by being a ravishing treasure. If his team loses, be there to comfort him and make him feel better. And it's very sexy to watch."
#8 Kristin Cavallari - Mark clearly has eyes for the hills on the girls of "The Hills" making Kristin his supposed second O.C. conquest. Personally I would've gone for Rachel Bilson, but that's just me.
#7 Jennifer Mueller - Sanchez reportedly dated the former Jersey girl USC track star while he was in college. And judging from the beer bong photos of Jennifer that were released on the interweb, Mark made an outstanding college girlfriend choice.
#6 Lindsay McCormick - Despite online rumors that Dirty Sanchez was dating the ESPN college football analyst, both of them claim that they are "just friends." McCormick also stated that her father would kill her because he's a diehard Texans fan.
#5 Katarina Ivanovska - The New York Post reported the two of them were dating after they were spotted "spotting" each at the gym on multiple occasions. For his sake, I hope the rumor was true because this Macedonia model sure does stir my Macadamia nuts.
#4 Jamie Lynn Sigler - Both have admitted to dating after Sigler dumped poor Turtle from Entourage, but Jamie Lynn reportedly broke it off with Sanchez because of Mark's "wandering eyes."
#3 Rihanna - The rumor turned out to be completely false, but a few online publications speculated that Rihanna was dating Sanchez simply because they thought Mark would be the perfect boyfriend for her following the Chris Brown debacle.
#2 Erin Heatherton - The Victoria's Secret model is the latest rumored girlfriend of Mr. Sanchez after they were photographed at the launch of the Victoria's Secret PINK National Football League collection. All I can say is watch your SI Swimsuit cover back, Brooklyn Decker.
#1 Hillary Rhoda - Rumors swirled about the the two of them dating following their GQ photo shoot together and then the rumor mill got worse after it was reported that hockey man whore Sean Avery stole her from Sanchez. If that's true I guess she prefers metrosexual washed-up hockey players.
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